Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Famous Obama Quotes

I know what I'm saying, because I'm saying it!

Click here for referenced article [Boston Herald]

We tip our hat to Howie Carr of the Boston Herald for assembling these memorable quotes by our Leader from Behind.  The article brings back those Media highlights of W's verbal fumbles; the difference is that Mr Obama enunciates clearly, and actually believes what he says.

"On the issue of Barack Obama's mismanagement of the so-called Syrian crisis, the American public seems split into two camps:
a) Half the country believes he is lying
b) The other half believes he doesn't know what the hell he is talking about.
Is it possible both sides could be right?"

Treatment for kids with asthma: "Breathalyzers"
[No teleprompters that day]

"Companies like Solyndra are leading the way toward a brighter and more prosperous future."
[Not long before Solyndra fired all its workers and declared bankruptcy]

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them here in the audience today..."
[perhaps they could stand and be recognized]

"I'm focusing laser-like on the economy"
[oops, just burned a hole in it and it's sinking]

"The US built the 'intercontinental' railroad"
[the only one on the planet]

To first audience:
"I favor legalizing same-sex marriages"
To second audience:
"I am not somebody who promotes same-sex marriage."
[Awkward moment might come when he mixes up his audience.]

When he bowled 129:
"This is like the Special Olympics"
[those kids are such losers]

He was a fan of the "Nitally Lions" of Penn State.
[Not to be confused with the Nittany Lions]

Major Hasan's murder of soldiers and their families at Ft Hood was "Workplace Violence"
[then denied victims' families compensation]

His grandfather "liberated Auschwitz"
[odd, since his grandfather did not serve in WWII]

In his autobiography, he "... was born in Kenya"; as a Presidential candidate, he was born in the US.
[tough to remember without a legitimate birth certificate or SS number]

He was "unaware that the Reverend Jeremiah Wright was a radical"
[just a little outspoken religious guy who hates White people]

Trayvon on Facebook

Trayvon: "He could have been my son"
[And, this we believe!]


His association with self-avowed terrorist Bill Ayers was "brief and casual"
[shared the same office for five years as business partners, co-chairing Chicago Annenberg Challenge - but wouldn't recognize Bill now]

He didn't know self-avowed terrorist Bernardine Dorhn
[She and Bill Ayers hosted his political launch party in 1989; she introduced him to Michelle]

Keep these quotes in mind when you listen to Mr Obama announce what he will do next for America -- or whatever the name of that country is he's in charge of.