Showing posts with label John Oliver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Oliver. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

#Pope Condemns #Vatican

Pope Francis to Curia: Merry Christmas, you power-hungry hypocrites!

We do, however, fear for his life having seen several previous Popes succumb to untimely "illnesses" and abrupt deaths after they sought to reform the Church.

We walked away from the Catholic Church a number of years ago [having been an altar boy and a candidate for the seminary] when we saw far too much hypocrisy and greed.  The hypocrisy was evident with nuns who preached that segregation was God's way -- which they enforced by having segregated schools.  The greed was evident when we noted the arrival of the Bishop in an expensive limousine, wearing flowing robes which obviously were worth a fortune; and of course, the ultimate humiliation of the altar boy having to kneel before the Bishop and kiss his ornate gold ring.

If Christ had a savings account, he'd have banked here!
The Vatican is one of the richest nations in the world with enormous financial wealth and vast property holdings.  

There was a time when the Church was known for caring for the poor, operating hospitals, and sponsoring programs for the poor.

Some of that continues today, but we were appalled when we learned the volume of cash spent on settling lawsuits and criminal penalties as a result of sexual depravity by priests.  We were even more appalled as the stories leaked out of missionary journals of priests abusing the children in their care in African villages.  

Ultimately, we've never been able to come to terms with the royal stature and opulence of cardinals and bishops.   We've also never been able to erase the image of the Spanish Inquisition during which Church representatives conducted extraordinarily brutal interrogations of those whom they felt were heretics [i.e., those who believed the Church was the instrument of Satan].  In reviewing those heinous acts, we have to believe that the Church had indeed come under Satan's control -- and sometimes, given today's issues, we have to wonder if perhaps Satan is the greater influence in the Church.


Reviewing the life and teachings of Christ, we don't recall any reference to creating His Church to mimic royalty, to create a huge bureaucracy, nor to create vast wealth.  In fact, he abhorred greed to the extent that he took a whip to the greedy money-changers who set up shop in the Temple.  As we recall, Christ advocated temperance, moderate living, doing good for others, living the Golden Rule, forgiving those who committed crimes, and disdaining wealth -- precisely the opposite of the Church's leadership.

We suspect that the Pope, whose life and priesthood has essentially mirrored that of Christ, can restructure the Church to distribute its wealth to assuage the pain of world poverty; this of course causes great concern to the Vatican bankers and financial planners who have invested tens of billions of dollars in a variety of international corporations and hold hundreds of billions of dollars in the form of priceless real estate.

The danger is that past Popes with reform on their minds met untimely deaths, or shall we say "Breitbart Moments" involving "heart stoppage" from unknown [or undisclosed] sources.

So, we wish Pope Francis the best of luck as he takes on centuries of greed, avarice, lust, pride, wrath -- Oh, what the Hell, let's just give credit to the Vatican and the Church at large for their embrace of the Seven Deadly Sins and leave it at that.

Here's the big question.

If Christ were to appear on the world scene today, 
The Second Coming of Christ
would the Vatican find a way to kill Him?



Monday, July 21, 2014

Evacuation Plan for Gazans: Swim for It!

July 14, 2014 - John Stewart, DAILY SHOW on Comedy Central

[I'm republishing this July, 2014 postand several other posts on the 
Israel-Palestinian conflict to provide independent views from those 
who hold Israeli citizenship  - but who disagree with Israel's current actions
which I regard as provocation/justification to destroy Palestine  


Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz) is an
 American comedian, writer, producer, director, 
political commentator, actor, and television host. 
 on Comedy Central [1999-2015); he now hosts 
The Problem with Jon Stewart (2021–present).
He has received 22 Primetime Emmy Awards,
[Stewart's family are Ashkenazi Jewish immigrants 
to America from Poland, Ukraine, and Belarus]


The Daily Show's John Stewart offers some much needed comic relief in this fair and unbiased breakdown of the Gaza-Israeli conflict.

"Both sides are engaging in aerial bombardment, but one side appears to be bomb-better at it."

Israelis have Red Alert (an iPhone app) which provides real time alerts for rocket, mortar, or missile strikes on Israel -- which is protected by the US-sponsored Iron Dome protection against incoming missiles and rockets.

Meanwhile Gazans are being notified by ... being bombed.

The warning to Palestinians in Gaza is an exploding mortar round three [3] minutes before full scale air strikes. That three [3] minutes is an alert to evacuate before being repeatedly being bombed by Israel.

Stewart asks:

What are the Gazans supposed to do?  
Evacuate to where?
Have you fucking seen Gaza?!
Israel blocked this border and Egypt blocked this border.
What are they supposed to do? Swim for it?!
Israel's response to Gaza is indeed a living political cartoon for the war in the Middle East.
The world has gone mad.  Is this the Israeli Manifest Destiny?

We're reminded of the Highway of Death in the First Gulf War, in which the slaughter was so egregious that US pilots refused to continue strafing and bombing, and ground troops turned away in disgust.

[a clip from Stewart's program which had been cited here was replaced by Google with 


Sunday, June 15, 2014

John Oliver (HBO) on Net Neutrality: Preventing Cable Company Fuckery

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO): Net Neutrality
June 1st, 2014

"The Internet is NOT broken and the FCC is taking steps to FIX that." ---John Oliver

The President [Obama] has picked Tom Wheeler, a former top lobbyist for cable and wireless companies to be the next Chair of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC).

"Yes the guy who used to run the cable industry's lobbying arm is now running the agency tasked with regulating it. That is the equivalent on needing a babysitter and hiring a dingo." 

Net Neutrality. Do you really understand it?

Click here for an account of how Comcast deals with a customer in these circumstances.

John Oliver from Comedy Central's DAILY SHOW helps make sense of this movement on his hilarious and informative HBO hit show Last Week Tonight.



"If you want to do something evil, put it in something boring."
Add some excitement to your life right now by trolling the FCC's website with your comments: http://www.fcc.gov/comments